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Some stories i thought were kinda funny. xD! 1. When i was about 15 i did a christmas play at my friend Christinas church. We decided to do a play about the night Jesus was born. Christina was palying Mary and i was playing the angel Gabriel. Well the preacher told me to just imagine we were rehersing instead of being in front of an audience. My bug scenne was up and christina started to giggle. ( remeber i was pretending i was just rehersing this) So i slapped her really hard in the side of the head. and the audience about peed themselves luaghing. but the preacher told everyone he liked that version better, so everyone left us alone. But t

HERE'S SOME OF MY FAV. QUOTES. I THOUGHT SOME OF THEM WERE PRETTY FUNNY. If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt

1. I hate when people say "Don't be sorry, just don't do it" WTF?    Ok, fine then, what do you want me to say, im not sorry. You either except the apology or you don't. I can't always controll what i do, im imperfect. 2. I hate when something really bad happens to you and you tell someone and they say "Oh Wow! that sucks". Well dam, thanks for the support and for making me feel better. 3. I hate when people try to tell you what to do or give you critisism when you didn't ask them. I can understand you THINK you're helping but you're not. I feel if i say i don't want your help, don't give it to me. Excuse my language, but who the FUCK ar